Hylke's Life in America
Hey Everbody

This is Hylke coming in loud and clear - over and out…

Tom Cruise doing his Hylke impersonation (:

Me doing Tom Cruise

My First Video!

Here i am again - looking my best
FYI - “In the late nineteenth century, the Netherlands was a land renowned for its short population, but today it has the second tallest average in the world”
Hey there loyal fans (I had 13 page views last week!) i just wanted to catch everybody up on how things were going here in America.  First off, No, JK, but people are different, especially in Seattle.  Erik said you get used to it, we’ll see.  Enough chit chat, I made sockeye XOXOXOXOXOXOXO.  It was hard but I made it - Hi mom! I did it! - boy the workouts they do are tough.  Here is an example of something i did at the gym yesterday, with the help of Tyler.

Next week we are going to Emerald City Classic - HYLKE SMASH - haha JK, but people do say that about me.  Until next time!

Here i am again - looking my best

FYI - “In the late nineteenth century, the Netherlands was a land renowned for its short population, but today it has the second tallest average in the world”

Hey there loyal fans (I had 13 page views last week!) i just wanted to catch everybody up on how things were going here in America.  First off, No, JK, but people are different, especially in Seattle.  Erik said you get used to it, we’ll see.  Enough chit chat, I made sockeye XOXOXOXOXOXOXO.  It was hard but I made it - Hi mom! I did it! - boy the workouts they do are tough.  Here is an example of something i did at the gym yesterday, with the help of Tyler.

Me and Tyler at the Gym!

Next week we are going to Emerald City Classic - HYLKE SMASH - haha JK, but people do say that about me.  Until next time!

HEY MAN! GOOD TO SEE YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO AMERICA! - Erik, The KRAKEN!
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Yeah - i was so tired of beating up on those nice people in Holland, have you checked out the Boston BeanStalks - tall club?

My favorite movie of all time - Men In Black - i can’t get enough of that WIll Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.  Oh one other thing, i wanted to introduce you to my family - here’s my mom

My Mom

Here’s my brother - he’s so Tall!

My Tall Brother

This is my Grandfather

grandfather schnieder

This is my father

my father

DJ TIESTO IS DUTCH!

here are some of my other favorite web sites:

  1. stuffdutchpeoplelike.com
  2. thetallestman.com

you guys want to hear a joke?

A Dutch man sees a man on his knees using his hand to drink water from one of Amsterdam’s canal.

He walks up to him and says in Dutch “Hey – you can’t drink that water, it’s dirty and will make you sick”.

The tourist shouts back in German: “Was sagen Sie? (What are you saying?)

The Dutch man responds in German: “Sie sollen mit zwei haende trinken, das geht besser!” (Use both hands, it’s much better!”)

He seems pretty cool though - JK, i can’t really tell what he is talking about!

 sorry, ik reed door Drenthe, daar is geen dekking

Laugh out Loud! what does that even mean? (JK i really know, I’m speak Dutch)

On my I-pod: Christmas Tree

On my nightstand: English the Easy Way

Favorite T.V. Show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXanYjTF18

This is when i dressed up for Halloween, i wasn’t really sad, just pretending!!!!

Me doing Tickle me Elmo

Just me being me - haha, look how much taller i am than him!  This was a fun party - i ate so much How-da! plus i meet a girl XoD - more on that later. - Go Dog Go!

Just me being me - haha, look how much taller i am than him!  This was a fun party - i ate so much How-da! plus i meet a girl XoD - more on that later. - Go Dog Go!

America

Boy, this is a weird place.  I like to consider myself a mix of Rambo and Captain America.  See the resemblance -

RAMBO!Hylke Smash

:o) - wow I can’t get enough of the United States of America.  People are much easier to see over :o) But these cities are big - It makes a tall boy from Holland fell very small :oP

 Big FIsh

I rode the bus for six hours the other day to go to practice, talk about a quick commute,! sure beats biking everywhere Xo) ok ok ok, I’ll stop talking your ear off, but please check back often Ko)

Lift of the Day (LoD):  Klokov crazy lifts

Dutch Lesson of the Day (DLotD): Gouda the cheese, is pronounced ‘how-da’ in Dutch ;o)

On my I-pod “I’m going big, Suck me dick!” - Kendrick Lamar

On my nightstand: The Legend of Hans Brinker, Dutch fairy tale

Quote of the day: “Slow and steady wins the race” - turtle

Favorite Disney movie: FernGully

Website of the day: http://dutchpeople.tumblr.com/

OK ENJOY!!!